The photos and video clips below make up the ultimate compilation of US women’s soccer star Alex Morgan’s best booty moments.
With Alex Morgan and her band of rough lesbodykes poised to win yet another Women’s World Cup, an important question must be asked… Who gives a shit?
Believe it or not us pious Muslims do! Not because we enjoy women’s sports of course (as female athletes are blasphemous and extremely sub-par), but rather because Alex’s powerful tight round posterior should be put to good use pulling the plow on our poppy plantations.
Yes, women’s soccer is an offensive display of squandering of quality field equipment. For Alex and her plump rump should be dragging a cart loaded with figs to market, instead of out in some field chasing a stupid ball like a complete and utter whore.