Exclusive Twilight Eclipse Photos

Exclusive Twilight Eclipse Photos

CelebJihad has just received these exclusive Twilight Eclipse promotional photos, and we could not wait to share them with our fellow “Twihards”. Since no one has seen the movie yet, and I am probably the biggest Twihard in the world I will be providing captions for each photo describing what is going on in the scene pictured.

 



Exclusive Twilight Eclipse Photos
Edward and his friends practice backyard wrestling with the hope of one day making it big in the WWE.



Exclusive Twilight Eclipse Photos
Edward hesitates when going for 2nd base with Bella because he is afraid that Jacob’s wolf pack may have run a train on her and she may give him vampire AIDS



Exclusive Twilight Eclipse Photos
Luckily for Edward an awkward situation is avoided when he nuts in his pants before they can go any further.



Exclusive Twilight Eclipse Photos
Edward’s Uncle Lenny, who was spying on the young couple while masturbating in the closet, looks on with disapproval at his nephew’s piss poor sexual performance.



Exclusive Twilight Eclipse Photos
A new girl moves to town with her bad ass biker boyfriend, and the bodies of pasty teenagers start turning up in various dumpsters.



Exclusive Twilight Eclipse Photos
Bella and Edward get cast to shoot a commercial for a feminine hygiene product in the town’s flower patch.



Exclusive Twilight Eclipse Photos
In the commercial’s closing scene Bella tells Edward that if he is good he can have her tampon for dinner when she is done with it.



Exclusive Twilight Eclipse Photos
The Twilight gang tackles addiction as their longtime friend Moses gets hooked on eating meth.



Exclusive Twilight Eclipse Photos
In the films climax Edward finds out he has an autistic brother who he takes on a road trip to Vegas to count cards at the blackjack tables.

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