Jude Law’s Baby Mama Photo Album

Jude Law’s Baby Mama Photo Album

Jude Law’s Hooters waitress baby mama Samantha Burke recently released some photos documenting the growth of her meal ticket… I mean baby. Apparently women take these pics and make albums out of them to show their children how giving birth to them mangled their once tight bodies.

Celeb Jihad has obtained the full photo album with captions you won’t find anywhere else. Enjoy!


Jude Law’s Baby Mama Photo Album
Me in my underwear looking all sexy for Jude.

Jude Law’s Baby Mama Photo Album
I’m ready to get down to business!

Jude Law’s Baby Mama Photo Album
Me giving Jude the condom I poked holes in 😉

Jude Law’s Baby Mama Photo Album
Post coital bliss after Jude railed me on top of some cushions on the floor.

Jude Law’s Baby Mama Photo Album
Clenching my legs closed so none of it leaks out.

Jude Law’s Baby Mama Photo Album
Laying on the floor and having a well deserved smoke. I hope you like Virgina Slims because you’ll be getting a lot of them the next 9 months.

Jude Law’s Baby Mama Photo Album
Yay I’m finally starting to get my baby bump. I feel just like Britney!

Jude Law’s Baby Mama Photo Album
Look how small this bathroom is. As soon as you come we’ll have nice things. Cha Ching!

Jude Law’s Baby Mama Photo Album
Me thinking about hot tubs, roman showers, and enormous vanities.

Jude Law’s Baby Mama Photo Album
If you give me stretch marks I’m shipping you off to military school you little brat! Hehe!


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