Miley Cyrus shows off her new long blonde hair look while posing topless in the photos above and below that were just released online.
Us Muslims will certainly miss Miley’s completely unfeminine shorter hair style for it allowed us to imagine her as a young Bacha Bazi (dancing boy). However, in the long run the fact that Miley is growing her hair out again is probably good thing, for it will certainly aid her in her secret mission to bring about the end of Western society.
Yes it has been clear to us Muslims for some time now that Miley is on a divine quest from Allah himself to bring down the infidels by popularizing obscene levels of depravity. In phase 1 Miley promoted mudsharking and disastrous race mixing through “twerking”, and now Miley has moved on to phase 2 by proudly claiming to be a lesbodyke with Victoria’s Secret model Stella Maxwell (see the photo below).
Miley’s long hair will certainly help her in her holy mission, as she is much more attractive (and thus influential) by backwards infidel standards with longer hair. And so when Western society finally collapses under the oppressive weight of scores of biracial bisexuals, thus allowing us to ride our war camels through its lands our scimitars dripping red with the blood of the defeated heathens, we will have none other than Miley Cyrus and her long blonde locks to thank.