Natalie Lind And Lucy Hale Got Abducted By ISIS

Natalie Lind And Lucy Hale Got Abducted By ISIS

15-year-old “Gotham” star Natalie Lind is one lucky girl as she was recently abducted by Western agents of ISIS and transported to her new home in Raqqa, Syria.

As you can see in the photo above, Natalie was picked up in a park when she went off with a man asking for her help to find his missing 3-legged puppy named “Patches”. Once Natalie was bound and gagged this photo was taken before she was stuffed in a van and transported to a shipping container bound for Turkey.

Natalie Lind And Lucy Hale Got Abducted By ISIS


Upon arrival in Turkey, Natalie was placed in a holding cell and sent out the Snapchat photo above. From Natalie’s sour disposition in this photo it is clear that she has no idea of the unimaginable erotic pleasures that await her once she is in ISIS controlled land.

Natalie Lind And Lucy Hale Got Abducted By ISIS


Finally Natalie arrives in her new home in Raqqa were she is married off to three-moon general Muhammad Al-Muhammad Muhammad. The photo above is Natalie on her wedding night awaiting the arrival of her new husband from the battlefield covered in the fresh blood of the infidel. No doubt Natalie will make a fine wife and birth him many masculine babies. Truly Allah is generous with those of us who faithfully serve his cause.

Natalie Lind And Lucy Hale Got Abducted By ISIS


As further proof of Allah’s generosity, “Pretty Little Liars” star Lucy Hale was also recently kidnapped by ISIS. Of course she is far too old to be of any use to us mighty Jihadist warriors, and so she will be assigned to pleasure the war camels in the fierce ISIS cavalry division.

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