As you can see in the new photos below, Olivia Wilde continues to prostitute her shameful nearly nude body in a bikini on the beaches of Maui.
Even though Olivia Wilde’s body is pleasingly unfeminine, Allah will not stand for her continuing to insult him by flaunting it in bikinis like this. No doubt a giant coconut will soon drop on Olivia’s head in righteous retribution for this bikini blasphemy.
However, if even after Olivia gets a coconut to her noggin she still does not get the message, I wouldn’t be surprised if Allah erupted a mighty volcano covering all of Maui in ash or perhaps if he even sunk the whole damn island back into the ocean. For when it comes to the continued exposure of female flesh Allah doesn’t mess around, and his furious wrath will be felt.