18-year-old former Disney star Rowan Blanchard slips out her nipple and flaunts her ass cheeks while wearing a thong micro bikini in the candid video above.
Imagine my disgust at being accosted by the sight of Rowan’s nearly nude teen body while trying to relax at the beach by filming girls who are still of a halal age in their swimsuits. In fact, I got so worked up while recording Rowan’s blasphemously brazen behavior in this video that I could hardly contain my mighty meat scud in my Speedo, as it had grown rigid in righteous indignation.
You better believe if I would have been picked up on another public indecency charge, Rowan would be hearing from my lawyer to pay for my fines and legal fees. Luckily for her the beached she-whale Karen in the background giving me the stink eye for having my camera out quelled the fire in my loins.