Selena Gomez Is In Love With Us

Selena Gomez Is In Love With Us

Well the inevitable has finally happened, Selena Gomez has fallen hopelessly in love with us.

As you can see in the photo above, Selena expresses her undying adoration for her “haters”. Of course no one hates Selena Gomez more than us Muslim men, so it stands to reason that she must love us most of all.

There is an old Islamic saying, “treat a woman like dirt and she will stick to you like mud”. This is obviously the case with Selena Gomez as she falls ever more deeply in love with us while we continue to pile on the abuse… what a stupid whore.

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