The website Mr Skin is holding their annual “Anatomy Awards“, which recognizes achievements in nude depravity in film and television from the past year.
Here are the nominees in this year’s “Breast Picture” category.
“About Cherry” starring Ashley Hinshaw – The infidels who made this movie didn’t bother being subtle, as Ashley plays a whore who makes nude videos for money.
“American Reunion” starring Ali Cobrin – The humor in this film lies in the fact that the impotent Jew has no idea what to do with Ali Corbin’s tight naked body. Of course a girl like Ali throwing herself at a hook-nosed Christ killer is so improbable that “science fiction” would not even be an appropriate genre for this movie.
“Magic Mike” starring Olivia Munn – In this film Olivia Munn plays are frumpy bisexual slut, who likes to have sex with an AIDS infested homoqueer male stripper. Unfortunately Olivia showing her saggy tits is not nearly as big a turn on as seeing the results of her T-cell count would be.
“The Sessions” starring Helen Hunt – The old skank Helen Hunt plays a psychiatrist who likes to have sex with her patients. Which makes sense as one would have to be clinically insane to breed with this dried-up hag.
“Take This Waltz” starring Michelle Williams & Sarah Silverman – The only time Sarah Silverman naked in the shower would be attractive is if it were in Poland and there was gas coming out of the pipes. Luckily Michelle Williams’ thick pubic bush, and the large plow ready female livestock in the other stall save this scene.
You can vote for the winner of “Breast Picture”, as well as see all the videos in the other categories like “Best Butt”, “Best Boobs”, and “Best Nude Comer” on The Anatomy Awards site.